No, I’ll fix it. I’m good at fixing rot. Call me the Rotmeister. No, I’m the Doctor. Don’t call me the Rotmeister. They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME!

The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things. …hey. …the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens!

I am the last of my species, and I know how that weighs on the heart so don’t lie to me!

You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? You hate me; you want to kill me! Well, go on! Kill me! KILL ME! All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?

  1. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff.
  2. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!
  3. *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!

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*Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!

It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in. You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? *Insistently* Bow ties are cool! Come on Amy, I’m a normal bloke, tell me what normal blokes do!

  • I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself.
  • I’m the Doctor, I’m worse than everyone’s aunt. *catches himself* And that is not how I’m introducing myself.
  • I hate yogurt. It’s just stuff with bits in.

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You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you?

I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! I am the Doctor, and you are the Daleks! It’s a fez. I wear a fez now. Fezes are cool.

You’ve swallowed a planet! All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong? It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?

Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you? They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens!

I’m the Doctor. Well, they call me the Doctor. I don’t know why. I call me the Doctor too. I still don’t know why. Aw, you’re all Mr. Grumpy Face today. All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?

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The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant. Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff.

Annihilate? No. No violence. I won’t stand for it. Not now, not ever, do you understand me?! I’m the Doctor, the Oncoming Storm – and you basically meant beat them in a football match, didn’t you? Saving the world with meals on wheels.

You’ve swallowed a planet! You know when grown-ups tell you ‘everything’s going to be fine’ and you think they’re probably lying to make you feel better? You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas?

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You know how I sometimes have really brilliant ideas? Sorry, checking all the water in this area; there’s an escaped fish. All I’ve got to do is pass as an ordinary human being. Simple. What could possibly go wrong?

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It’s art! A statement on modern society, ‘Oh Ain’t Modern Society Awful?’! You’ve swallowed a planet! Did I mention we have comfy chairs? The way I see it, every life is a pile of good things and bad things.…hey.…the good things don’t always soften the bad things; but vice-versa the bad things don’t necessarily spoil the good things and make them unimportant.

You’ve swallowed a planet! You’ve swallowed a planet! You hit me with a cricket bat. They’re not aliens, they’re Earth…liens! Father Christmas. Santa Claus. Or as I’ve always known him: Jeff.

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